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Apple’s secret sauce for your business

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I’m sure that in Cal­i­for­nia this story uses a Shark, but in Toronto, there’s an old joke that if you come across a bear in the woods, you don’t have to out-run the bear, just your friend. As Homer (Simp­son) says, “it’s funny ’cause it’s true”.

So I’m finally ready to start using my ipad on the road–away from all the places I get wi-fi. I get the card from a Rogers store, plug it in, and go through the sequence to sign up for a plan.

There’s a glitch.

I call the num­ber on the back of the card and Rogers starts pass­ing me around like a con­sid­er­ably less-than-hot potato. That’s par for the course, of course–big com­pa­nies have con­di­tioned us to repeat our story and cre­den­tials over and over.

I would have just put them on speaker while sub­ju­gat­ing myself to their process, but their music made me want to get hit in head with a part blunt, part spiky medieval weapon.

Of course each time it got worse.

They finally explained that I’d need to speak to Apple and gave me the right num­ber. Again, I was told I’d need to wait, but before I got the gaso­line and matches out to burn myself to death, they piped in Bob Dylan.

Some­thing else came on that I didn’t like next, but at least it wasn’t the canned aspi­ra­tional porn Rogers had sub­jected me to.

Both Rogers and Apple sub­scribe to a music ser­vice osten­si­bly designed to soothe the ire of a cus­tomer with a prob­lem. Except one uses music I’m sure is part of the for­mula for RAGE from “28 Days Later” and the bril­liant strat­egy of the other is to, sim­ply, not do that.

All com­pa­nies have prob­lems. We accept that. But as a busi­ness owner or some­one who cares about the brand they work for, how can you exploit the crummy real­ity of this fact?

How can your brand suck less than all of the ser­vices and prod­ucts your prospects will be frus­trated by today?

PS: Let me give you a tip–it’s not a greeter or a ser­vice per­son harass­ing them.



The case for getting digital + social

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My newslet­ter from Yelp had some inter­est­ing num­bers in it today.

Though we don’t stop to think about much it, sites like Yelp, Gig­Park, Google Biz and even Foursquare are a great resource for qual­i­fied leads.

They sit on a con­tin­uüm of use­ful­ness that ranges from a mod­ern ver­sion of yel­low pages to read­ing your mind.

Accord­ing to Yelp,

  • 27% of all Yelp searches come from our iPhone Application.
  • Last month (May), over half a mil­lion calls were made to local busi­nesses directly from Yelp’s iPhone App. That’s about 1 call every 5 sec­onds to a busi­ness as a result of Yelp.
  • Nearly a mil­lion peo­ple mapped door-to-door direc­tions to a local busi­ness from their Yelp iPhone App last month.
  • And these are only the iPhone num­bers. (Don’t for­get, we’re on Android, Palm, and Black­berry as well!) In addi­tion, Yelp’s mobile traf­fic is only a frac­tion of our total traf­fic. Over 32 mil­lion peo­ple vis­ited Yelp from desk­top com­put­ers in the last 30 days.

That’s a lot of peo­ple. Even if you don’t use Yelp your­self, chances are you’ve googled some­thing and had a Yelp list­ing come up.

Per­son­ally, I’ve been log­ging on and using Canada411​.ca for years instead of clut­ter­ing my small house with big phone books.

And the last time I was north of Toronto proper I found the best Szechuan I’ve had since I moved here 14 years ago using Yelp.

I’m not sure any­one has an excuse not to spend the time it takes to fill in your pro­files in these places (or have some­one do it for you). Some of them even let you make an offer to prospec­tive cus­tomers for free.

What ser­vices are you using?



Apple’s crushing market share & insidious strategy

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PC users who’ve had to put up with mac own­ers going on about their pur­chase have always had a sin­gle rebut­tal: “If Macs are so great, why don’t they have a big­ger mar­ket share?”

My answer has always been to point at strate­gic busi­ness deci­sions that made it eas­ier for PCs to spread in the early days. An oper­at­ing sys­tem that works on any box trav­els well. We’re a resilient species and learned to live with the thorns that come from our love/hate rela­tion­ship with Windows.

But after 18 years of own­ing Macs and 12 years run­ning busi­nesses on them, it just occurred to me that Apple has had a vir­tual stran­gle­hold on it’s mar­ket since day one. It’s just a mat­ter of how you define the market.

I won­der why it never occurred to me before: What other brand is mea­sured by it’s sta­tus in the entire world? Not even auto­mo­bile brands are mea­sured by true inter­na­tional share. That’s silly.

We encour­age our clients to define their audi­ences as “com­mu­ni­ties of inter­est”: Enthu­si­asts inter­ested because some­thing a brand does res­onates with their val­ues. Most of us con­sumers don’t define our­selves by the brands we buy any­more (that’s so 80’s). So why would this Mac/PC mar­ket share dis­cus­sion be about any­one who could pos­si­bly use a computer?

Apple never tar­geted every­one. The folks they spoke to through smart, well designed tools were a smaller niche of peo­ple who would appre­ci­ate their efforts. And evan­ge­lize for them.

PCs are for “users”. Macs are for fans. Great strat­egy because it’s a win/win. Instead of look­ing at the mar­ket as prospec­tive buy­ers, Apple’s part­ner­ship approach puts the “co” in ‘con­sumer’. As a long time fan, I’m grate­ful they’ve been able to keep up their end of the bargain.



Holiday Hours

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Howdy and happy. Just let­ting you know we’ll be away between the 24th and Jan­u­ary 4th.

We’re gen­er­ally reach­able through email, but we may not respond as promptly as we usu­ally do.

Thanks. Love,
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Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free.

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My pal Craig Swis­tun just sent over this exchange regard­ing spec work.

This is the begin­ning of a hys­ter­i­cal but also sad exchange. I’ve come across my share of enthu­si­as­tic folks with bad ideas and no clue why you don’t want to work on them instead of your pay­ing client work informed by good ideas.

Dear Simon,

Dis­re­gard­ing the fact that you have still not paid me for work I com­pleted ear­lier this year despite sev­eral asser­tions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time cre­at­ing logos and pie charts for you based on fur­ther vague promises of future pos­si­ble pay­ment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.

Do read the entire back and forth. It’s worthwhile.

Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free.

It par­tic­u­larly res­onated with me because the site reminded me of a book called “Let­ters from a nut” I read while in the hos­pi­tal recov­er­ing from an appen­dec­tomy. This was a prob­lem, because the book defined ‘side-splitting’ humour for me. I believe it was writ­ten by Jerry Sein­feld under a pseudonym.

That was slightly dif­fer­ent than the let­ters here because the foil in those let­ters is inane cor­po­rate pol­icy and the drones who ped­dle it. Here, we’re largely talk­ing about busi­ness own­ers with a sim­ple lack of consideration.

Clas­sic.



Hi there. I’m just…

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Hi there. I’m just try­ing out a new ser­vice and I wanted to see if I could actu­ally blog to our cor­po­rate blog from my phone. Maybe I’ll erase this maybe I won’t. One thing I am doing is speak­ing slowly.

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Earth Democracy

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Van­dana Shiva is speak­ing at Hart House in Toronto on Octo­ber 22nd. If you don’t know her, she’s the cur­rent VP of Slow Food Inter­na­tional, a pow­er­house work­ing on impor­tant issues that ulti­mately affect us all. I’ve reposted the entire invite page from Hart House here:

Hart House presents Van­dana Shiva
Octo­ber 22, 2009 | 7:00 p.m

Reg­is­ter by Octo­ber 9 to win tick­ets, click here.

Don’t miss the keynote event of Hart House’s World Food Week: inter­na­tion­ally acclaimed author, ecol­o­gist, physi­cist and activist Van­dana Shiva will engage audi­ences in an Earth Democ­racy dis­cus­sion — her phi­los­o­phy based on inclu­sion, non­vi­o­lence, reclaim­ing the com­mons and freely shar­ing the earth’s resources. At the core of this phi­los­o­phy is the idea of Food democ­racy. Con­tinue »



Designs on Delivery

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We Made This.

Gor­geous posters



Authenticity in Social Media: Scalable Intimacy

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Authen­tic­ity in Social Media : Scal­able Inti­macy.

Just caught a nice post at Michael Troiano’S Scal­able inti­macy blog. He was observ­ing the effect of authen­tic­ity in social media, tak­ing the suc­cess of pun­dits and lumi­nar­ies as a barom­e­ter. And, appro­pri­ately, won­der­ing how this might scale for brands.

For me, authen­tic­ity is the answer. Authen­tic­ity is the foun­da­tion of con­sis­tent com­mu­ni­ca­tion, and of sus­tain­able enthu­si­asm. It’s what we all crave and respond to. It is the fuel of fol­low­ship, in ways vis­i­ble and not.

He points out that Chris Bro­gan is a nat­ural helper–in real life and in the dig­i­tal world. Laura Fit­ton is strong on rela­tion­ships and empa­thy comes through.

I’m with him on how havi Con­tinue »



The Vendor Client relationship — in real world situations

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YouTube — The Ven­dor Client rela­tion­ship — in real world sit­u­a­tions.

It’s funny because it’s true. I think most peo­ple have been on both sides of this hilar­ity at one point or another.

I liken the dis­con­nect to the way mar­keters some­times neglect to con­sider how they would react to their own tactics.

Clas­sic, don’t know how I missed it: there are cur­rently 1,026,106 views on Youtube.